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When I got my first DVD player, back in The Year 2000!, it came with several free movie offers. The first disc I got was Contact, the 1997 big screen adaptation of Carl Sagan’s novel, directed by Robert Zemeckis. It’s one of my favorite films. Last week, it was re-released on Blu-ray and one couldn’t ask for a better package.

The transfer of the movie itself is absolutely pristine, preserving the 1.85 theatrical aspect ratio and crisp detail of the original theatrical release. This is especially apparent in the majestic opening shot that takes us through the entire universe, as well as in the many sequences where the film switches between video-textured broadcasts and actual film.

Thankfully, the BD retains all of the bonus features from the original DVD. These include multiple feature-length audio commentaries by Jodie Foster, Robert Zemeckis & Steve Starkey, and Ken Ralston with another visual effects supervisor. There are also a number of featurettes that overview key visual effects shots. What’s great is that these features are now clearly presented whereas they were inconveniently buried in the original DVD’s awkward menu. Unique to the BD edition is a music-only audio track. (I am a huge fan of composer Alan Silvestri’s work and fully intend to sit through the whole movie, listening to this track.)

Another detail which I personally like is that the movie begins playing directly upon loading the disc. It does not start with a menu. This is a forgotten attribute of early DVDs that I find very convenient.

It’s a superb Blu-ray disc of a film that deserves to be presented in this way. I highly recommend, nay, demand that you go out and purchase it right now.

“Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!”

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On Saturday I went to Animation Supercon, South Florida’s annual pow-wow of gamers, anime fans, cosplayers and comic-book guys. I fall into one or two of those categories, but mostly I was there to see the cast reunion of Futurama. Fry, Bender, Kif and Hermes were all there to help promote the show’s glorious return to the airwaves.

The highlight came when David X. Cohen, who created the show with Matt Groening, gave us an exclusive sneak peek at the new season. It was a little crude - just animatics and voice work, no color or CG - but still, we got to see brand new Futurama scenes almost a year in advance!

The three-minute clip picked up right where the ending of Into the Wild Green Yonder left off. After being sucked into a black hole, the Planet Express Ship ends up back in Earth’s orbit. Fry and the Professor are left relatively unscathed, but the other crew members aren’t so lucky. So the first episode is all about putting Bender, Leela, Hermes, Amy, Kif and Dr. Zoidberg back together again. There were some big laughs, and I came away with the impression that the new episodes will retain the two-jokes-per-second pace of the first four seasons, rather than the slower pace of the straight-to-DVD movies.

Cohen divulged other secrets. Of the 26 episodes that will begin airing on Comedy Central next year, 10 of them have already been written. In one of the new episodes, Leela and Zapp Brannigan get stranded on an Eden-like planet.  In another, Bender has an affair with Amy, which made me think of something Bender once said about humans dating robots: “Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!” There will also be a “What If Machine” episode, and the Hyper-Chicken (my favorite minor character on the show) will make a cameo appearance.

I’ll throw out a few more tidbits that should entice fans of the show: Finglonger, Space Pope, Roberto the Insane Robot.

So there you have it. A new season of Futurama is definitely on the way. I’ve seen it with my own two eyes!

Phil LaMarr, voice of Hermes Conrad. One of Phil's first screen roles was as Marvin, the kid who gets shot in the face in Pulp Fiction.

Phil LaMarr, voice of Hermes Conrad. One of Phil's first screen roles was as Marvin, the kid who gets shot in the face in Pulp Fiction.

John DiMaggio, voice of Bender Bending Rodriguez. John is a highly skilled beatboxer.

John DiMaggio, voice of Bender Bending Rodriguez. John is a highly skilled beatboxer.

Billy West, voice of Philip J. Fry. Billy does a great Glenn Beck impression.

Billy West, voice of Philip J. Fry. Billy does a great Glenn Beck impression.

Series co-creator David X. Cohen shares his take on Futurama's tumultuous existence.

Series co-creator David X. Cohen. David studied physics and computer science in college.

The partial cast of Futurama enjoy the fruit of their labor along with the fans.

That's Maurice LaMarche on the far left, the voice of Kif Kroker.

Electronic Music Will Miss Michael Jackson

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In the last week there has been a lot said about Michael Jackson and the musicians he influenced over the years. Every pop star of today gets mentioned in one way or another: Usher, Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake, Beyonce, Britney Spears, those two American Idol finalists, etc. And it always sounds kind of lame. Are they really trying to blame the current batch of pop stars on Michael Jackson’s music? Just because they try to imitate him doesn’t mean they can be compared to him in any way. Michael Jackson was an original in every sense of the word. His particular style of music has not been kept alive in the mainstream. You can’t classify Thriller, Bad & Dangerous as R&B, Hip-Hop or Rock. The only thing that makes Jackson’s music Pop is that it’s popular, but nothing else in that genre sounds like it. Michael Jackson made dance music and it is in dance music where you will find the evolution of his style.

Whenever I listen to Daft Punk’s brilliant Discovery album, I can’t help but think about Michael Jackson. It just feels like something he could have created in his heyday. Certain music by The Chemical Brothers, Air,Prodigy & Gorillaz (to name a few) makes me feel the same way. Chris Brown can dance like Michael all he wants; he still not going to sound like him. And in the end, isn’t that what this is all about? Michael Jackson had a larger-than-life public persona that over the years turned into a negative thing. What we love about him is the music, and there are lots of people who have been expanding on his sounds for years. Not just badly copying them. Long live the king.

A Love Lost in Space

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Online dating can be just as frustrating as regular dating. Sure, meeting people is easier online, but that does not guarantee you’re going to like or be attracted to that person. Like most people, I stroll the Internet every day and I always make a point of stopping at my dating profile to see who’s been checking me out. For the most part, in the regular world, women tend to expect the man make the first move. Online, things are a bit different & safer; women will approach you and make the first move.

That’s part of the appeal of online dating: it’s safe for both parties. If you don’t like someone’s vibe, you can always block them from looking at your info or contacting you. You only meet people once you learn a bit about them & deem them trustworthy. Like anything else, I believe this has a downside. I see it as opening a door and closing another. If you do all your flirting online, you might just give up on the notion that you’re going to meet someone in the real world. And by that I mean looking across the room, locking eyes with someone, talking to them to see if sparks fly, and if they do you make plans for later. I think that’s in decline nowadays. Because of how crappy society has gotten and the large number of a-holes out there, people just can’t seem to trust each other without performing a thorough background check first. But isn’t getting to know someone half the fun of getting to know someone?

If you read everything that’s good about me in a couple of paragraphs and vice versa, what are we going to talk about when we meet? Meeting people the old-fashioned way is always more fun & interesting. It’s really lame when you spend a month talking to someone online, connecting on every level & looking at each other’s pictures. Then you meet, take one glance at each other and know this is not going to work and just like that its over. It just seems like a gigantic waste of time, not to mention the heartache that comes afterwards. Your confidence goes down; you will look at your profile a million times and try to figure out what else you could have done to make sure this person knew who you were and what you looked like before your meeting. But none of that matters in the end because either sparks fly or they don’t. Attraction can only be measured in person, because pictures never tell the whole story.

So why put yourself through all the hardship of online dating? Simple answer: we all want to be loved, we all want someone to lust over us and miss us when we’re gone. And putting ourselves at risk of rejection has always been the most dangerous part of searching for love, even in cyberspace.

Hosting 'Man vs Food' is the Best Job in America

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Adam Richman, a Brooklyn native, is the current host of the Travel Channel show Man vs Food, and if they ever need a replacement host I will be the first person in line to audition. The show consists of Adam visiting cities across America and finding the best & most extreme pig-out food places. At the end of each show, he usually ends up in a restaurant with some demented food challenge that he takes on. In one episode, he attempted to eat a 7 1/2 pound ha’mburger. Hes also taken shots at a 2 1/2 pound Dagwood Sandwich, five 24-ounce malt milkshakes, and a 7-pound monster breakfast burrito - just to name a few challenges. It doesn’t matter if Adam wins or loses; just watching him attempt to win is incredibly entertaining and ridiculously appetizing. In another episode, the show featured a burger that instead of a bun used two grilled cheese sandwiches. It’s enough to make anybody’s heart melt (or explode). Plus, learning about all these insane places to eat at is a great companion to any travel guide. I know it’s wrong and a major health concern to be promoting such irresponsible eating habits, but it’s just so much fun to watch and I could not be more jealous of what this man gets paid to do. All locations are listed by city at the following link: http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Man_v_Food/Food_Location

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The P.A. Chronicles

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The definition of a good PA can be very different depending on who your asking. To me, the most simple definition of a good PA is someone who is willing and able to do what no one else on a set wants to do. This can include anything from going to the pharmacy and mysteriously purchasing 6 different types of anti itch cream for Ja-Rule to escorting Tia Carrera to a nice sushi restaurant before driving her back to the hotel. (Both of which I have done.) I remember my first PA gig vividly. I was paid $50 dollars for an 18-hour, 1-day shoot for some random Canadian lifestyle show filming in Miami Beach. For most of the day I did nothing but guard, aka fire-watch, an empty truck with no shade from the blistering sun. When the night came, things got a bit more interesting. The club that we were filming at had for some reason placed astro turf over the floors of the entire club. The producer had made a deal with the club owner that in exchange for letting us film there, we would remove the astro turf  from the entire club at the end of the night. So there I was at 11pm in the middle of South Beach on a Friday night, loading pound after pound of astro turf and dirt into the bed of someones pickup truck. After the overflowing pick uptruck is loaded, the producer reveals that he has no idea what to do with the astro turf. So me and a few other badly paid PA’s decide to do something illegal, find a random dumpster on a back street, unload the astro turf and drive away like a bat out of hell. After we finally wrapped, I remember thinking to myself on the ride home: “Is this really what I spent the last 3 years of my life preparing for?” And the answer, of course, is yes.

For the better part of the last 8 years I have worked as a PA. Film &  television sets, reality shows, photo shoots & infomercials - I pretty much have seen it all. Being a PA can be very different depending on what type of set you are on. On a film shoot it’s a lot easier to focus on one task. Usually everyone is working towards one goal, so once you have your orders you’re probably not going to do much else. On reality shows, there are usually a bunch of things being made at the same time, and there is always a sense that anything can happen, so it’s necessary to be on your toes and ready at all times. Photo shoots are great because you’re dealing with minimal elements and people, they pay well and you get to meet a lot of lovely models. Infomercials are cheap, boring and a pain in the ass to work on. Unless you desperately need the money, I would stay away from those.

Day to day I strive to be a filmmaker but my favorite type of set to work on is a Reality TV set.  Depending on the type of show you can learn so much day to day. I worked for 2 years on TLC’s In A Fix & I learned invaluable lessons about home improvement and all of the small things that make a home work. On a couple of seasons of Top Chef I learned everything I could about great food, restaurants, appliances & industrial size kitchens. Three seasons of Miami Ink showed me the world of tattoos and tattoo artist from a unique perspective. Sure, there are a lot annoying people and things to deal with such as appearance releases, janitorial amounts of cleaning & ecstasy addicted directors who seem to have a death wish, but having some extra knowledge at the end of the day makes it all worthwhile. Of course, there are the reality shows where you learn useless things too. On a season of Making the Band I learned all of the reasons everyone in America should despise P Diddy, and that’s all I’m going to say about that. Since I’ve moved up in the food chain, I am pretty much out of the PA game. I will always be grateful for the lessons I’ve learned, the great people I’ve worked for and all the knowledge I’ve acquired.

Bad Credit is a Beyotch

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Having bad credit sucks but having bad credit in the middle of a recession can be considered a form of torture. In this society most people live off credit, the big corporations make sure of that. And if you’re not living off credit the big companies are going to make sure you suffer because of it. Back when I was a recent college graduate, I defaulted on a credit card and have been paying for it ever since. I have been working steadily for about 8 years and have money to pay for the simple things that I want, but when I attempt to get a little ambitious and purchase something out of my monthly range, I get rejected on every try. Even if I can prove I have the monthly income available to pay, those bastards still won’t let up. Even when I’m paying back what I owe on that old credit card, those bastards won’t let up. And whenever I try to get credit for anything, my credit score is automatically taken down a notch, just for checking it. Makes me want to take a road trip to Crawford, Texas and throw a pie in the face of disgraced ex-president George W. Bush. I’m sure he had something to do with this. Just kidding - there is no one to blame but myself.

Recently, I have been attempting to purchase a car. I used to have a very nice vehicle but a couple of years ago I moved to NYC and decided to sell it. Now I’m back in Florida, and unlike NYC, it is necessary to have a car here. It’s kind of a status symbol; people just won’t take you seriously unless you have one. Buying a car when you have bad credit is always an uphill battle. Usually you have to pay a ridiculous amount on a down payment, and an equally ridiculous monthly payment. If they think a new client is a potential risk, you would think they would try to get the client a nice manageable monthly payment, thus eliminating the risk of defaulting. I know car companies don’t care about people, but do they have to make it so painfully obvious? Am I doomed to rely on the unbrealiable grade F public transportation of South Florida? Unless I win the lottery, get a second job or seduce a hot old mistress into paying my bills, unfortunately the answer is yes.

Terminator 4: Rise of the Wailing Critics

terminatormotionposterI’m not sure what on earth is going on over at Rottentomatoes.com but the critical populace needs to take it easy on that free Kool-Aid the studios have been handing out. I mean how on earth can Angels & Demons and Night at the Museum 2 have a higher rating than Terminator Salvation? It barely has more then Dance Flick! Is Terminator really a bad movie, or are the critics forgetting that their supposed to write objectively about any movie regardless of how they feel about the project? I saw the movie last night, and as much as I hate using the phrase “It’s a definite crowd pleaser,” I would recommend it to anyone. You could feel the entire audience in the full theater holding on to their seats as the movie progressed, cheering & screaming at all the right moments. Sure, the 3rd act gets a little lame and slightly ridiculous, but come on, how much does a filmmaker have to do to please these critics? The first hour is brilliant & it contains some of the best effects and action sequences I have ever seen. Not to mention the nail biting tone, the sick score and all the great acting. Sam Worthington in particular rises above the entire cast.

After watching the movie and then reading rotten review after rotten review, I got the sense that most of the critics never gave the movie a fair chance. They were expecting it to be bad just because McG directed it and not the brilliant James Cameron. I know McG made those silly Charlies Angels flicks (and I know he has an equally silly name), but Terminator Salvation is a completely different type of movie and for the most part it has some really good directing. Night at the Museum 2 is nothing but a commercial for everything the big companies want to push on your kids, just like that horrible Hanna Montana Movie that also has a higher rating then Terminator. (WTF?) So to all the movie lovers out there, I recommend you make your own decisions about a movie’s worth and for god’s sake stop listening to the Tomatometer. It’s not fresh anymore.

30 Years and Counting

Last March I celebrated 30 years of life on this planet. I was so excited I had survived this long without going to jail or becoming homeless that I decided to take my first trip to Amsterdam to celebrate. I chose Amsterdam because it’s the perfect place to party your ass off and appreciate tons of world class art. The main purpose of this trip was to go to a place where nobody knew me and I didn’t know anybody. I’ve met a lot of people that would never travel by themselves but I enjoy it quite a bit. I wanted to reflect on my life but I wanted to do it alone & without distractions.

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So there I was stoned & happily wandering around the picturesque streets of Amsterdam at 3am after an amazing Q-Tip concert when it hit me: I’ve had a really nice life. Sure, I’m socially awkward and I have a lot of unresolved self esteem issues due to my weight problem. But damn it, I’ve lived! And that’s more than most people I grew up with can say for themselves. In my short life I’ve already lived in Puerto Rico, Miami, New York, Chicago and California & I plan on living in a lot more places in the years to come. Because of my work in the entertainment industry I’ve gotten to meet a wide range of artist & celebrities, even act as a gun wielding thug in a Jeff Daniels movie (I, Witness). Because of my work as a video artist, I’ve gotten to go on tour with some cool DJ’s and perform at some big music festivals & venues. All in all, not a lot of reasons to complain so far, except for the small things we all complain about. I guess you can say “settling down” is an expression I don’t use much. But why should I? The world is overpopulated enough as it is and me having some offspring can only make the situation worst. So I only have to settle down if I want to & not because I need to.
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Back in Amsterdam, it’s morning and I’m sitting at Sara’s Pancake House enjoying the greatest waffle I’ve ever had. I had never really thought of myself as a lucky person until the night before, so I woke up with a newfound appreciation for everything & everybody that make up my silly little existence. How did I ever get this lucky? I asked myself that as I walked to Central Station to catch my train to the airport. The trip had been a complete success. My soul had been cleansed and I was ready to begin my next thirty years with optimism & no regrets. Let the good times keep rolling.

How I Survived the Zomblogalypse

Not long ago, my primary activity was playing god with the lives of web videos. I was responsible for deciding whether to accept various films submitted for publishing to a website. My setup was such that I usually didn’t read the titles of the videos before watching them, so when I opened a file that started with a dimly lit, stationary shot of a hesitant young woman - Hannah - speaking into her webcam, I was about ready to reject it and move on.

At first I couldn’t tell whether this was a real video blog (a format I kind of despise) or not, and I suppose Hannah’s conspicuously bare shoulder kept me going through the first few seconds until her quirky, insecure monologue took over my attention. Soon two goofy guys burst into the flat - Miles and Tony. One collapses into a chair, the other starts stomping on the sofa, and verbal exposition begins to seep in. (At that point I realized I was watching a cinema verité style narrative film.) Hannah sends Tony and Miles to the supermarket and they take a video camera along. There they run into a demented gypsy who stumbles about and to whom they are very hostile. Meanwhile, Hannah, dressed warmly, continues vlogging from inside her bathtub where, as she explained, she sits to feel safe whenever the boys are away.

Now, sometimes not understanding what the hell is going on in a film gives you a child-like ability to appreciate it for what it is. As I said, I didn’t see the title of the video (Zomblogalypse Episode 1 - SHOPPING) and so I was unaware of the context that these characters are survivors in a post-apocalyptic landscape teeming with zombies. From my perspective, it was just a bunch of people acting in a surreal way. I wanted to keep watching to understand what this all means. And I think it was at that point that I was hooked.

The Zomblogalypse Trio

Zomblogalypse is basically a cross between the movie 28 Days Later and the TV series The Office in that it has great moments of suspense as well as skillful, naturalistic (and hilarious) acting. The show is character-driven. The three flatmates strike an intricate balance, with Hannah being a neurotic voice of reason, Miles an optimistic idea man and Tony an oddball camcorder junkie. As episodes progress, we get to know the characters deeper than these archetypes. Tony has a hopeless romantic side, Miles is a control freak, Hannah is agoraphobic and, um, knits little plush toys, etc.

Through the miracle of Facebook, I have since learned that the real-life UK-based trio that produce and act in the series are a lot like their namesake characters.

Miles WattsMiles Watts is a tireless developer of independent short and feature films. Although Zomblogalypse is a total collaboration, in many ways he is the driving force behind the series. He cites Container by Lukas Moodysson, and Diary of the Dead by George A. Romero as the films which originally pushed him toward the concept of a zombie-themed web series.

“I was taken with the idea of doing something no-budget and quick, with no planning or set-ups needed, just a video blog really, stream-of-consciousness thing like in Container where I could just vent thoughts very artfully and cheaply and then knock it all together to, hopefully, make a film. Plus I hated Diary of the Dead, and didn’t think they used the idea of handheld cameras during a zombie apocalypse to its full advantage!”

Tony HipwellTony Hipwell met Miles three years ago when the two became co-workers at what he terms an “almost independent cinema” in York, UK, called City Screen. But it took them a year to become creative partners. Impressed by Miles’ ability to get things done, Tony increasingly participated as DoP (that’s DP for us American filmmakers and Director of Photography for everyone else in the world) on projects with him. On Zomblog, Tony designs, and keeps an eye on, the overall story arc for the series.

Always ready with a funny remark or an obscure pop culture quote, he seems to bring the same dynamic to his two collaborators as his character does to the trio in Zomblogalypse, in the form of off-beat ideas and mercilessly absurd humor. Sorry, humour.

Hannah BungardHannah Bungard was Tony’s university classmate in a Theatre, Film and TV course.

“I met Miles when Tony was filming a music video for a band and needed people to wear animal masks and terrorise our friend, Rory but it wasn’t until a little while later that we actually started talking and then hanging out and suddenly it was as if we’d been friends for ages.”

Hannah reluctantly admits that she’s not particularly involved in film outside of Zomblog (as though we filmmakers will scoff at such a dishonorable profession as a… teacher!) She also claims to have limited acting skills, but this is extremely hard to believe given that much of the narrative in the series is driven by her delightfully rambling webcam monologues and hilarious outrage at Miles’ and Tony’s antics. Miles is quick to correct Hannah:

“You’re too modest. Everyone points out to me, like ALL THE TIME, how naturally funny you are in the episodes, and that’s a hard thing to try and do. You just do it effortlessly.”

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Although Zomblogalypse is designed for simple and efficient production - most scenes are shot on-the-go, with auto focus and on-camera sound, then jumpcut together - the series has been steadily getting more sophisticated. The first season finale (6 webisodes = 1 season) featured exterior scenes full of zombie extras and fictitious short films made by the characters within the episode. It’s great to see that each new release raises the production bar and expands the universe of the show.

The newest episode - “GROUND Z-RO” is a prequel depicting how the whole apocalypse first hit our heroes’ town. Finally I’m able to understand what the hell’s going on! But it’s too late. I already like the show anyway. I highly recommend you check it out, catch up on all the episodes and the extras available on the series’ official site: www.zomblogalypse.com.

Zomblogalypse - Mutual Support

One might say, Zomblog is about a group of characters refusing to acknowledge the hopelessness of their situation.  But maybe the fact that they are a group is what makes their situation far from hopeless. They’re all very oblivious and rather happy. It’s as if they subconsciously realize that even in a worst-scenario apocalypse, all they really need to survive is each other.

Both as an uninfected human and as a filmmaker, watching Zomblogalypse fills me with much hope for the future.

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